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Oops, I Shamed Again
Dear friends, today you will have the pleasure of Briton, aka Punk Rock Papa, and his beautiful words of wisdom. His prose will touch your soul and lift your spirits. Read with care and soak up every profound word of love and light. The Dalai Lama should bow to the spirit of this devoted father. Enjoy… -Gretchen
“We can look at the start of the end of the world”
Matchbox Twenty, How Far We’ve Come
Sorry in advance. What I am about to say might not be the most popular opinion in the world. Luckily, I am holding the microphone and you will listen to every goddamn word I have to say.
We are creating a society where people are too afraid to speak. What if their words were to accidentally shame someone?
What does that do to comedy?
That’s right, all I care about is whether my funny will get me in trouble. I will let you in on a little secret. Between being a kick ass father and an awesome husband, I happen to be quite the jokester. Each time something gets shaming added to it I feel like it becomes a no-no for me to say in public. I mean, I don’t want to be the dick that accidentally child-shames in public because I laugh at a kid falling over. Wait, that came out bad! I don’t laugh when kids fall down! I don’t think in my head it is karma for a tantrum. Fuck. I am child-shaming, aren’t I?
People have gone so far off the deep-end about this that no one can laugh anymore. Why do we get upset over everything? I mean, there is dad-shaming, child-shaming, Walmart people-shaming, dog-shaming, and, due to word count constraints, I had to cut the four hundred and fifty other types of shaming I listed. I am currently being stinky-foot shamed and I demand attention for it. It is not funny or fair for my kid to smell my foot and scrunch his face while trying to waft my foot scent away.
Let’s all sit in a circle. Indian-style. Fuck, I didn’t say Indian style! I said Criss-Cross Applesauce okay. CRISS-CROSS APPLESAUCE. Now, repeat after me;
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words will never hurt me
Now, before posting your hateful comment below, make sure to repeat that saying to yourself.
You know what happens when we stop laughing stuff off and get our pitchforks out for every perceived slight? We look like dicks. Not to say there is anything wrong with looking like a dick! Is dick-shaming a thing? Damnit! Don’t be a dick, unless that is your life dream. There is nothing wrong with being a dick if you want to be a dick. Dick.
Gretchen, is there a record book? Because I said Dick enough up there to hold some sort of record.
Let us all compose ourselves for a moment! Breathe in, breathe out. Okay. I would like to formally apologize to anyone I have offended. I am seeking sensitivity training. I was under a lot of personal duress. I will also be going to rehab to reassess my life.
If you don’t like something I have a solution! Look the fuck away. The world is engulfed in flames half the time and people are busy on Facebook fighting over a picture of a crying child and whether or not it is child-shaming. That’s what a portion of the population is in arms over. Not poverty. Not war. Not human trafficking. A picture of a kid crying and whether it is mean to the kid to post it on Facebook. Scroll on white knights, scroll on.
There are plenty of worthy causes out there. Stop making it so I can’t make funny Facebook statuses.
On a deeper and partially unrelated level, why is everyone so fucking upset nowadays? Does anyone realize that by making everything taboo you add a level of empowerment to it? Yes, person forcing everything to be banned, in a sense you are empowering and raising the stigma. I said it! To be honest, things that are not partially true don’t upset me. You can tell me I have a pair of tits and I will laugh because I don’t have tits! Not to say there is anything wrong with boobs. I’m not boob-shaming. I really love to stare at boobs. Fuck. Consensual boob-staring. I am going to stop talking now.
We have backed the world into a corner, where off-hand comments that should be laughed at are now awkwardly followed up with explanations and apologies.
Is this really the direction we should continue in?
Silence is golden, I know this! I love when my three kids are asleep and the house is silent, except the furious tapping of fingers to keys. Come to think of it, it is usually me furiously deleting something. I can’t say how many sections of this piece I have deleted for fear of overstepping being offensive.
*Fun side story! I sent a portion of this post to a friend because I wanted to see if it was a good post or if I should give up on writing. Anyways, she told me it was good, but one part should be taken out. When pressed on the subject, she told me because it would upset someone! So, of course, the section where I get super inappropriate is hanging in the trash! Not that hanging in the trash is bad. I am not trash dweller-shaming! To each their own Oscar!
We are getting to the point where people must hold their breaths. Not because of a need for gum or Tic Tacs mind you, but because upsetting people is THAT easy to do these days. Everyone sits around faces either red from holding it in or red from huffing and puffing and blowing houses of satire down. Not that there is anything wrong with biting your tongue. Or to say that those who are upset aren’t validated. Why does everyone have a torch and pitchfork? Fuck.
Indian Criss-Cross applesaucestyle and repeat after me folks;
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words will never hurt me.
Thank you so much for having me again. It’s always an honor to be among writers of such caliber!
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How’s it go? Frist!
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Frist! But in all caps…FRIST!!
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Take my hand and show me
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Briton! You can’t Frist yourself! Geez…
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Idk about that, I feel like I have fristed myself before
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wait….Briton fisted himself? that’s disgusting. and impossible. probably.
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It was a weird morning
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I AM FRIST.
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*hands Briton a big, shiny trophy* You win for most times dick was used in a post. Speech! Speech!
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Oh wow, I am honored! I would like to thank the academy of prestigious dicks and Gretchen for giving me the chance to really dick it up in here
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Beth, I mentioned (below) that you hold the “Vag” record and suggested a special olympics for vulgarity and innuendo so that you and Briton could compete… You in?
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NO WAY! I am POSITIVE I said dick more times than Briton in a post.
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Obvs, I love this. And here’s my confession: I am guilty of kid-shaming. I laugh at my kids all the time when they fall. Well, really just my older daughter. She’s clumsy as hell like me. What good are kids if you can’t laugh at them, right? And yes, you broke the Dick record. Beth currently holds the “Vag” record and you hold the dick record. I don’t know if that means the two of you need to have a run-off but I’m thinking we could set up some kind of special vulgar olympics type of competition…
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I fell down the stairs on Saturday, not just fell, I tumbled. I’m sure it was hilarious to see. Unfortunately, I was tumbling head over foot and couldn’t get a good view of myself. I want to be in the vulgarity olympics. How do I qualify?
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Oh Mandi, don’t you worry. You already qualify. *wink*
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I AM SO IN THE VULGARITY OLYMPICS! Is there pegging?
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Oh no you DIDN’T! Oh my gawd!!!
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You cannot exclude me from the Vulgarity Olympics. You can, however, delete my comment if it offends you. 😀
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I love your comment. You will always be welcome in the vulgarity olympics.
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It has reached a point where it’s too much! I just want to live and laugh!
I’m head of dick. Lol
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I just want to point out that you said “head of dick.” I’ll leave you with that.
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You loved ut
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It*
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Kudos – if we can’t laugh, what’s the point?
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Thanks Mama Young!
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Haha! This post is SO not what I thought it would be 🙂
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I try to surprise, sometimes.
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I have to admit that, as much as I enjoyed this, as one of the very first men to beg… er… umm… throw their hat in the ring to become a sister/brother/husband/wife… I am feeling a little left out of the whole process now…
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We should create our own tribe of brotherhusbands
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oooh… heck yeah… but wait… I’m not done yet…
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… although I did just notice that my post on being half a man is up there at the bottom in the ‘related’ category… so that is something, I suppose… sigh…
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It’s half of something
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I settle for half of anything at this point
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I’m a novelist, I think no word, social faux pas, race, gender, transgender, whatever, is off limits. Political correctness has ruined our society. I once had an editor want to edit out a sentence in my book because she thought it was racist. Well, the character WAS a racist. She was a bitch, an addict and a killer too, but that didn’t bother her. Yesterday, I posted a photo of Indian mothers bathing their babies all in a row. Naturally, someone thought that just by posting it, I was criticizing it. CALM down everyone. Loved this post…even if I did make it all about me! Ha.
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Political correctness is only getting worse everyday. It sucks! I did enjoy reading about you, so there’s that. I think at the end of the day everyone should try calming down their uptight asses
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I saw that picture too, and my first thought was – wait a minute, why is everyone defending it? Nobody said it was bad to bathe your children like that! People just so easily assume others have an agenda! We ought to lighten up a little.
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Love this! You’re so right and the shaming is hindering our comedy. Well, I’m not really that funny but it’s the funny peeps who are suffering. Seriously, I love your attitude and I think that’s why some retro pop culture is fascinating for people. We get to see how it used to be. How people used to talk without fear of being scrutinized for their views—“Indian style” LOL!!
Great piece, Briton! I say, let’s lighten up a bit.
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Hahaah, you made me laugh right at the beginning, so you must be pretty funny. I think art as a whole suffers. People get worried to express themselves out of a fear of being attacked over what they produce. At what point do we stop making everything controversial
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As per the actual point made in the post, I have mixed feelings. Yes, it was expressed in a funny way. Yes, we are too sensitive. The problem is that the world is full of sensitive topics and people are often right to be offended by them. Is a negative use of a term for Native Americans to name a sports team the end of the world? Maybe not. But do we want to take away the rights of people who are offended by it? I don’t think so. Do we want to go back the other way when the asshole owners of a team assert their right to be offensive by complaining that we are being too sensitive? I doubt it. It is a slippery slope in two directions… like some weird Escher print… if we are too sensitive then it stops meaning anything, but if we are not sensitive enough we go backwards.
And who gets to decide what we get to be sensitive about. Yes, gay people have been and are being treated horribly. Where does that go on the scale of man’s ability to be assholes to a given subset of society. Are gays treated as poorly as African Americans, and are African Americans treated as badly and for as long as the Jewish people? Who gets to decide. Who gets to determine how sensitive they get to be?
Also, there are now liberal bleeding hearts who make every slight a crusade… as a born-and-bred Berkeley California liberal, this kills me… because I also consider myself to have a sense of humor. So being me is confusing. I want to make fun of everybody and then feel guilty about it afterwards.
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I get what you’re saying…but I try to remember that the purpose of all art is to provoke. When we get offended we think about what offends us, it starts a conversation, brings things out in the open. I guess if we get to the point where we can’t say anything that provokes anyone, we’ll stop the conversation. But, it is a slippery slope.
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Well, I see how that applies to comedians on stage, but it might be pushing the point to say that everybody who writes anything down and tries to be funny is automatically covered under some comedy writer’s blanket freedom of amusement act. I mean, if that is the case, the KKK or any hate group just has to start a blog, and then they can just tag everything they write as ‘humor’.
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It is a conversation that should be had. Are we trending too sensitive? Even in writing this piece from a comedic standpoint there were parts that I had to remove for being “too controversial”. With the current way it’s going, what is next? No one will be allowed to talk without getting publicly eviscerated and it will be their fault because what they said upset somebody? I see things that upset me all the time and dont martyr myself as a victim. I move on and understand that there are some things in the world I just won’t ever get.
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I’m not taking a side, just asking the questions. I am a member of no picked-on minority,,, unless you count ‘really tall, handsome, reasonably happy, slightly weird Caucasian dudes with huge feet who are adopted and have blogs’… so I do not feel qualified to set myself up as a judge of who gets to feel offended by anything.
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It’s completely understandable, but the sensitivity has moved beyond race, creed or sexual preference. There are bloggers out there who talk about dad shaming, I am opening a shop up where everyone can purchase their own “I’ve been the victim of shaming” card
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I guess I don’t even know what this whole shaming thing is… unless it is like the dog shaming thing where people put signs on their dogs for chewing the furniture of peeing on the carpet… you didn’t pee on the carpet, did you?
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Art I told you not to bring that up!
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sorry… wait… my daughter showed me a bunch of pictures of people horribly dressed at Wal-Mart stores… is that shaming? Because sometimes only strangers with cell phone cameras love you enough to tell you your fashion choices are bad by posting pictures of you for millions of people to laugh at when your own friends and family don’t care enough to say a word.
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That is shaming, you’re slowly getting it
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so dad shaming is like pictures of parents doing bad, stupid, dangerous stuff to their kids, but now people use it just to post random minor embarrassing moments of parental failure that we all have done?
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Dad shaming is making every dad out to be incompetent or useless without the maternal figure.
Got real wordy up there. The dad shaming issue is that dads are upset with being jokingly called dumb or useless or babysitters
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Hey, I was a stay at home dad before it became hip… or even socially unacceptable. People used to look at me like I was the biggest loser ever. But I am all art-side-of-the-brain and have a head full of crack squirrels and my wife is a genius with real life skillz. So it made sense. And now our daughters are smart, funny, brave, logical, artistic and awesome. But now I am confused… you seem to be against dad shaming while simultaneously saying that we need to get over being too sensitive to shaming… what am I missing?
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I have been missing the opportunity over and over to lead to past piece I wrote called “dad shaming and Chupacabra Attacks” http://punkrockpapa.com/?p=79
My opinion by and large on most things is that if I find something that doesn’t sit well with me I have an ability to move along about my day instead of freaking out.
Kudos to you for being a stay at home dad. Even now I think they get a ton of shit.
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YAY… I am a member of a disrespected, despised minority!!! And sorry if I missed some of the finer points of your post… I am on pain meds… because I threw my back out… mopping under the kitchen table… to get the house ready for my youngest daughter’s 16th birthday part… sigh…
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It’s fine, conversation is always great! Hope that back gets better!
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thanks muchly
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I will try to remember to read the post in that link… when IK get back from the grocery store… unless the meds make me forget…
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I’d like to add that hate groups aren’t known for their sense of humor because they don’t usually have one. I just don’t think they could pull the humor card out while full of hate.
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—-Political Correctness has def. gone too far. I agree.
On the other hand, I’m probably one of “THOSE” people
Mr. L. says I have NO sense of humor– & I say: “Why, Cus I find Family Guy totally offensive!!”
I guess what is okay for one person is TOTALLY NOT okay for somebody else.
Anyhow…
xx kiss from MN.
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I think it is fine to find something offensive and distasteful, I think everyone has there things they find offensive. I dislike family guy because it isn’t funny to me! Thanks for weighing in, always appreciate it
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You have offended me by raising the bar on shaming humor. I liked the bar where it was. I was comfortable with it there. I’d ask you to apologize, but then I’d be shaming you and that doesn’t seem right…
I actually have no problem with people who get offended… that’s their right to do, but, it is also might right to offend, and not care that I have offended… as long as my initial intent wasn’t actually to offend… because that would, then, be offensive… Hmm, wait, I think I’ve confused myself.
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You are offensive
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I try.
Sometimes.
Other times, it just happens…
I’d apologize, but, meh, I’d rather not.
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Eh, guess I’m a dick then. I can own that.
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Er… um… is that … legal?
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Wear it with pride
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Wait… what?
Maybe it’s just me, but that sounds painful.
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Yeah. I’ve written about it before. I don’t ‘do’ shaming.
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Link it up! I think that conversation on the subject is always a good thing for all parties involved, it offers good insight.
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Sure. I know you intended to be taken with a pinch of salt, but this is a subject I feel very strongly about, and like I say, if it makes me a humourless dick, so be it. http://www.findingninee.com/our-land-aint-that-a-shame/
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Very solid piece Lizzie. I applaud your continued firm stance.
I don’t enjoy tearing others down for the sake of laughter. It’s empty and easy humor and I have always been more self deprecating than anything else. That being said, if we continue to cross things off as no-no’s for fear of upsetting, have we not lost a form of expression? If I make a dumb dad joke about myself and another dad finds offense in it because he too is a dad, should I be accused of dad shaming? Am I shaming? I am certainly shaming myself for a shortcoming but not trying to group others with me.
I only fall on the dad shaming so heavily because I have experience there. You fall onto what you know, right?
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I think there’s a difference, though, between dumb dad jokes, or being a bit derpy, or even having a laugh at those videos where people fall down (most of them are a giggle, especially where people really DO do the stupid thing to themselves, and then send the film in), and what websites like the Walmartians one do, which is to essentially place an unwitting person in the stocks and encourage the masses to jeer and throw insults.
I think self-deprecation for shortcomings is very different than holding someone up for group ridicule for the express purpose of humiliating them and creating a common target.
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Lizzi, I know where you’re coming from. I can’t stomach the type of humor that singles people out. But I love inappropriate humor. For me it’s all in the intent and the delivery. Louis CK is one of my favorites and I have friends who have been horrified by the very bit that I think is fall-on-the-floor hilarious. I know I feel horribly inhibited by fear of offending (and I’m way overboard with over thinking it.) And there are some types of shaming that just suck. Fat shaming sucks. But kid shaming like Briton mentioned for a kid falling over is hilarious. What would make it not funny is if the kid had an affliction or a disability. Then it would be awful and mean. To me, that’s the difference. Of course, comedy is very dangerous. It’s completely subjective.
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You’re right – comedy is very tricky ground, and what is one person’s funny is another person’s anathema. Laughing at a little kid falling over is VERY different than taking a photo of someone’s ass crack and posting it online for people to jeer at. Likewise I think there’s a line between schadenfreude and malice, and perhaps it’s not easily definable, but perhaps we know it when we see it crossed.
F’rinstance, there’s a comedian called Stephen Lynch, who’s done some VERY risque songs, about ‘Special Ed’ and an ‘Ugly Baby’, and some of the lyrics are OUTRAGEOUS…but as a whole, the songs are hysterical…as long as you don’t overthink them.
I suspect it comes down to who the audience is. As someone who has been used to being shamed and humiliated publicly, this is a particular no-no for me.
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Loved this! Thank you! So tired of everyone getting offended over every little thing! Suck it up! It takes way more energy to be mad & hate than it does to enjoy & love! Laugh more!!
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Thank you for taking the time to read my feature on the always wonderful Sisterwives
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Hmmm….
I don’t think any of this has to do with how sensitive a person is or isn’t. I think it depends on the person and the relationship they have with the person they are talking about. A gay guy, a straight guy, and a beautiful woman walk into a bar and make a joke about my boobs… whether or not I take offense is dependent on the person who told the joke and how they told it.
I don’t think any of this has to do with how sensitive society is or isn’t. If you make jokes about society or the people in it some people will think you are funny and some won’t. Andrew Dice Clay is the perfect example. That is the way of things.
I think in the end we all laugh for different reasons, and I am shit for making anyone laugh. But if I could I would want to be the kind of funny that made the whole world laugh.
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Great post and VERY true! 🙂
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I had almost as much fun reading the comments. Way to open up an intelligent discourse, dickhole!
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Stephen Lynch…The late Sam Kinison and the late George Carlin…FN hilarious. Not PC. Words can hurt. Say your spouse comes home and says, “I am in love with my coworker and not you anymore….sorry.” You are deeply in love with spouse and never saw it coming. Hurt much? I get this world is overdoing PC. Words can hurt. BTW…that didn’t happen to me, so no bitterness involved.
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Turn my back for ONE minute, and people are trying to say that others have said “dick” and “vag” more than me in a post. ARE YOU PEOPLE KIDDING???
Great post. Great comments. You had me at *fisting* (that’s what she said)
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Love this! Forget about not trying to offend people. Write from the heart and if they don’t like it they can suck a bag of dicks! So sick of overly sensitive people chastising everyone! I laugh when my kids fall down, that shit is hilarious! I’m not raising pussies after all.
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I also fell on my butt the other day and I wish someone had been there to witness it because I deserved to be shamed!! It was funny as hell!
Where I live, the political correctness oozes out of its residents ad nauseam!! My kids’ school banned the word black top when referring to the outdoor basketball court. It really is getting so ridiculous!!! My hubby and I have these particular friends that we love hanging out with because we have agreed that we can throw the political correctness out the window when we are together and it’s so frickin freeing and fun!
Now, when it comes to Dick – I mean Trump, I think he’s taking your advice to the extreme! Did I say Dick??
Great post, amigo!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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